Sure, this is a bit like a gawker post or a starpulse one, OMG WHAT DID THE DOUCHIE CELEB SAY ON TWITTER, but Jon Brunschwig‘s twitter feed is one of the more illuminating and compelling ones out there. Even tho he is best known for his avant-jazz-scronk outfit Abusement Park it seems that inside this musicians head is the mind of a poet.
The best of his tweets collected by the editors of Temple of Pei -
I still don’t understand why my idea to make ladies handbags out of foreskins never got any investors. #MisunderstoodGenius
@nickcutroneo Not my moccasins super glued to the ceiling.
@dobbymishu Drugs are not the answer! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve woken up in an abandoned drive-in theater after “helping my pain”!
Stuck in Moldova for a week w/ nothing to drink or eat, but my own urine & yak meat. Must pack better next time! Volcanoes suck! #ashtag
Woke up at the bottom of a crevice next to a dead donkey. My pumpkin pies got smashed & I lost my only box of Icy Hot. Home still far away!
Anyone need any advice today? I’m still stuck at the bottom of a crevice w/ broken legs & a dead donkey. Help me pass the time… PLEASE!
Enjoying pigeon brain w/ a mate in Slovenia. Broken legs have begun to develop reptilian skin. On the bright side, my muscles are rippling.
I have a telescope attached to a camera streaming to the internet on a website that you go to regularly pointed at you #dontbescared
Woke up early, filled my pants w/ ice & went for a jog in Central Park. Learning to accept my reptilian legs. Geico gecko is a great mentor.
I woke up in an abandoned drive-in movie theater with a mouthful of saw dust & covered in vintage Hustler magazines #becauseofweed #FML
Eating dounuts on the boardwalk listening to the sun
“holy bannanas batman, get that bare snake off my backside”…..”why its cooing and I’m gonna eat it when its done”
pigs in the sky, pigs on the ground, pigs everywhere, why its vampire pigs on my plate………yummy in my tummy
The clouds are white and the sky is blue so why why why are my shoes black?
What is up with that burger man….it looks like it has white stuff all over it dude
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It should also be noted The Jon Brunschwig Experience will be making it’s debut at Bar Matchless on July 26th. A limited number of Journey to the Stars with Jonathan Brunschwig cassingles should also be available for those in attendance.