Paypal $7 postage paid to telecult.powers@gmail.com.

Enjoy a high production promo video we filmed last year.

Riders by Hex Breaker: Out now on NNA Tapes from Telecult Powers on Vimeo.

Dearest friends!

We are instilled with power. A power from deep within the Earth and at the edge of the cosmos.

You are cordially invited to experience this power and take it into your life where you can use it for good or evil.

Power shall be transferred via aural psychic energy displacement and transmogrification in Brooklyn on the following dates: 11/5 and 11/15.

Here are the details:

11/5
OCCUPY 80 VERNON
A free exhibition of music, art and dance from the creators of 30 Rock, So You Think You Can Dance, The Legend of Zelda and The Rocky Point Diner (open 24 hours in scenic Rocky Point, NY)

The Controversy
(Three dudes with circuit-bent chainsaws making ice sculptures out of fire)

La Part Maudite
(An exploration of sound and sight lead by a shaman from the Andes after eating 500 Andes mints)

Kill Me Lover
(Visual artist Saddam Insane’s musical exploration of After Dark’s “Flying Toasters” screensaver)
Hex Breaker Quartet

(Y’all know the deal… Chemical explorations of the known skull lead by heroic trumpets and churning synthesizers)

Dora Bleu
(The only Christian ophicleide noise virtuoso. Winner of Mark Zuckerberg’s prestigious Booky for “Best Facebook Page: Experimental Musician or Viennese School Artist”)

Andrew Hurst
(There’s so much to say about Andrew’s dulcet tones that I won’t even say another thing. He recently announced his intention to drink so much Kool Aid that he pukes on stage. NOT TO BE MISSED!)

And Others
(And Others has never before entered America. This troupe of Slovakian improv artists in world-renowned for their confrontational stage antics, which frequently involve drinking so much Kool Aid that they puke on Andrew Hurst)

DJ TBA
(DJ TBA is best known for his charity work for “Tuberculosis Sucks Ass”. However, he’s a fairly competent Dubstep DJ known for his Korn remixes utilizing Garageband’s “British Amp” plug-in)

80 Vernon Ave Between Marcy and Thompkins
G to Myrtle-Willoughby. 1 block from the train.
8 PM – FREE FREE FREE

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=215011215233998&notif_t=event_invite

11/15
LOTS OF GOOD BANDS AT DEATH BY AUDIO
An inexpensive exhibition of music, art and dance from the creators of XXX starring Vin Diesel, All Magic Tricks Ever and Pulled Pork

Hex Breaker Quartet
(See Above)

Twisty Cat
(Woodwinds from Hell playing music that God takes “baths” too)

Liquid State Bypass
(Chi-town ganstas spitting rhymes about working in fast food establishments)

Paul Giallorenzo/Brian Labycz Duo
(My brain hurts too much to write something insane and much like the other bands I have no idea what this band sounds like)

Death By Audio
49 South 2nd Street between Wythe and Kent
L to Bedford Ave
8 PM – Some amount of money less than $7

Just in case that wasn’t enough news, Hex Breaker Quartet has a new tape out on NNA that’s still available in limited quantities. To get the tape that the New York Times described as “Chemical explorations of the known skull lead by heroic trumpets and churning synthesizers” visit http://www.nnatapes.com/.

NNA036: Hex Breaker Quintet “Riders” c40

Deeply spaced orchestral arrangements from the HBQ Riders Crew, consisting of Grasshopper’s Jesse DeRosa and Josh Millrod, plus Telecult Powers’ Mister Matthews and Witchbeam. The boys travel the lonely road with pastoral, longing brass lines coasting alongside gritty modular synthesizer, creating deep currents of brotherhood electronics

via NNA Tapes.

To promote this cassette this video was created, and the always delightful Mary Katherine Youngblood wrote about it for Dummy Mag:

…and there is more: one of our best friends in the whole world Jeff Conklin posted a complete song off of Riders to East Village Radio. Along with the track he said some very kind words, check it all out here. Thank you Jeff, you are a prince. Everyone in the world needs to follow him on twitter and listen to his radio show Just Music with Mr. Casey Block.

Few bands have left a bigger crater in their wake in 2011 than the duo of Telecult Powers. Witchbeam and Mister Mathews have been brewing up some of the best electronic stew for a while now but never has it been more condensed and ready to bathe in than on their first vinyl sacrifice, Zion Traveler. Easily one of the year’s best albums, Zion Traveler takes synthetic time traveling to a whole different place.

via Hexed by Telecult Powers | | Foxy Digitalis.

Pulled the veil a bit for Foxy Digitalis, thanks Brad for saying what’s up, thanks for taking the time.

You looking for a copy of Zion Traveler? Check these Babylon motels, probably can help you. If they aren’t listed in the catalog send an email. Perhaps they want to make sure you really, really, really want it:

Bent Crayon

Discriminate

Tomentosa

Mimaroglu Music Sales

Been rereading the Robert Anton Wilson cannon a bit, thank god for the Cosmic Trigger. Woke up a few days ago remembering that I have been a Discordian all along. Was excited to find out that Discordianism was birthed here in New Orleans, very close to where I live. Hail Eris!

For the uninitiated, Telecult Powers is the superforce of Mister Matthews and Witchbeam, two weirdos of the highest caliber, bred in Cleveland, nurtured in Brooklyn and now protecting a transdimenional wormhole connecting Crown Heights and New Orleans respectively.They hit Brooklyn by storm, years ahead of the surge of the current synth infatuation, and clearly stood out by way of their sincerity to their art and most importantly, the substance that backed it up. With but a modest arsenal of mystical synth-gun boxes designed and meticulously hand-assembled by Mister Matthews, these two turned every shithole venue and divebar they graced into a hovering spacecraft that for moments took you away from the $7 beers, high rents and endless neon spandex that Brooklyn had become.This is a definitively fresh perspective to the evolution of synthesized music in the modern era. This is not the rehashing of cliched 70s synth motifs passed off as “original” or “experimental”. This is the cusp. Mister Matthews and Witchbeam will be fondly remembered in the great Tome of 21st century Musicians as journeymen who actively moved electronic music beyond it’s overly-glorified past into a new age of enlightenment.After countless tapes and cdrs, it is astounding that no one has given these two the wax they’ve so deserved. I am proud to be a positive force in getting this LP into the world. It’s the least I can do.

Housed in a full color jackets designed by Witchbeam, LP include digital download code as well as exclusive Mothers Third Eye issue cataloging key events of the next millennia, provided by their future selves, not unlike Biff’s Sports Almanac. Use at your own risk.

releases 06 September 2011

Zion Traveler | Baked Tapes.

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

Grasshopper are dropping their first full length LP at the same time and I can honestly say it is a masterpiece. Do not miss out on it:

Please note that the weekend pass is an additional $10 at the door the day the festival starts. Please bear in mind the check in gate is at the entrance of the campground for the festival, so if you show up and don’t have any money to attend, you will be turned away. If you have the money to drive to west virginia, it’s safe to assume you can afford to pay for the weekend pass. If you do not plan on paying, do not plan on attending the festival. This does NOT EXCLUDE drivers, girlfriends, buddies, roadies, brothers, sisters, cousins, or anybody else. If you want to attend the festival, purchase the weekend pass.
campground costs with porto johns and the sound system is not cheap, so everybody’s gotta contribute.

$30 presale
send your paypal to: lizabela@sbcglobal.net
with address and we will send you a ticket
$40 weekend pass at gate

the shower facilities will be CLOSED at this years festival as well, due to high traffic causing septic problems. feel free to cooloff in the creek or wet down with a hose provided near pavilion.

email jonopee@yahoo.com to get added for update emails

HERE IS THE LINEUP & LOCATION IS CONFIRMED @ INDIAN MEADOWS CAMPGROUND IN PENTRESS, WV

Friday August 26th

6:00pm-6:30pm Synapses
6:30pm-7:00pm Sea Bat
7:00pm-7:30pm Tiger Hatchery
7:30pm-8:00pm Positive Shadow
8:00pm-8:30pm Emeralds
8:30pm-9:00pm Lordbirdgoldencobra
9:00pm-9:30pm Hobbledeions
9:30pm-10:00pm Satanized
10:00pm-10:30pm Thursday Club
10:30pm-11:00pm DJ Dog Dick
11:00pm-11:30pm Container
11:30pm-12:00am Laundryroom Squelchers

Saturday August 27th

6:00pm-6:30pm on hillside Twilight Memories of the Three Suns
7:00pm-7:30pm Jason Zeh
7:30pm-8:00pm Wether
8:00pm-8:30pm Lexi Mt vs. Childe Bride
8:30pm-9:00pm Leslie Keffer
9:00pm-9:30pm Radio People
9:30pm-10:00pm Jerk
10:00pm-10:30pm Fragments Vs. Moth Cock
10:30pm-11:00pm Beemask
11:00pm-11:30pm Monopoly Child Star Searchers
11:30pm-12:00am Social Junk
12:00am-12:30am Telecult Powers

Sunday August 28th

5:30pm-6:00pm Ryan Jewell
6:00pm-6:30pm Bob Drake
6:30pm-7:00pm Headboggle
7:00pm-7:30pm Needle Gun
7:30pm-8:00pm Weyes Blood
8:00pm-8:30pm Angels in America
8:30pm-9:00pm Clang Quartet
9:00pm-9:30pm Unicorn Hard-on
9:30pm-10:00pm Tusco Terror
10:00pm-10:30pm Twig Harper
10:30pm-11:00pm Sword Heaven

PRESALE TICKETS ON SALE FOR ONLY 26 MORE DAYS

GET TICKETS NOW!!!!!

Presale tickets – $30
PAYPAL lizabela@sbcglobal.net and your ticket will be mailed to you. remember to add your mailing address.

if you buy your ticket after august 15 thru paypal, it will be held for you at the gate with your name on

Tickets at the Door – $40

bring all your own food
there are a couple restaurants within 5 miles and a dollar store

NO GLASS
email jonopee@yahoo.com to get added for update email

Discuss here – http://chondriticsound.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=46343

or on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=230915123597672

Proud to offer a late night zone out Saturday night at the witching hour, a cosmic lullaby to send everyone into Little Nemo’s Dreamland.

The Crow Hill Gnostic Temple is Sister Jillian & Witchbeam.  Together they explore astral time travel, insect lycanthropy, and cosmic meditation via gnostic revelation and sensory stimulation.

8/14 Mudlark Theater, 1200 Port Street, New Orleans
w/ Proud Father, I have two wolves inside of me

8/24 Eyedrum, Atlanta, GA
w/ Motion Sickness of Time Travel, Nova Scotian Arms

8/25 Bandwagon, 474 Haywood Road, Asheville NC
w/ Concern

Will have copies of the new Telecult Powers cassette Stars are the Eyes of God, plus the ISA Christ/Telecult collab Golden Abulis.

Performing with custom-built synthesizers, occult synth duo Telecult Powers creates abstract electronic music to explore mysteries, mystic states and magickal systems. After forming out of early collaborations between members Mister Matthews and Witchbeam, the duo moved from Cleveland to Brooklyn where they continued to develop their work over the past few years. Currently based in both Brooklyn and New Orleans , Telecult Powers remains an active creative force in the underground community. Telecult’s recorded work can be found on their own label Temple of Pei, as well as Deception Island, Baked Tapes, Pizza Night, and a few others.

Telecult Powers’ newest release, Stars are the Eyes of God, enlists the help of two prolific collaborators: Hecate’s Fountain is Telecult joined by Lala Ryan of Excepter; Inner Spaced is Telecult and John Elliott of Emeralds, Outer Space, and Imaginary Softwoods. On side A, Hecate’s Fountain’s “Initiation to the Temple of Pei” spins spheres of spacious textures which serve as a bed for Lala Ryan’s tripped-out acid-tinged Dadaist vocals. Reminiscent of Cosmic Joker’s Gilles Zeitschiff, the trio concocts the perfect blend of alchemical theatrics and kosmiche music. On side B, Inner Spaced launches into “No Sleep Til Nibiru,” opening with a gushing wall of white noise that shape-shifts into an array of cyclical sounds. The three synth players craft a heavy dark-matter space, with slow, methodical pacing and intention. This tape traverses new landscapes of abstract synth and space music, as wholly engulfing side-length tracks provide an expanded Telecult universe.[C48 TAPE :: pro-dubbed, imprinted, edition of 200]

via DRAFT.

Telecult Powers: A Tale from the Crow Hill Gnostic Lodge by Temple of Pei

Available on the Neon Marshmallow 2011 Fundraiser Cassette.

BUY PRESALE TICKETS NOW!!!!!!!

paypal $30 Lizabela@sbcglobal.net with name and address, and it will be sent out

INDIAN MEADOWS CAMPGROUND DIRECTIONS

tickets will be $40 at the gate

Save the Date August 26th-28th
Laundry Room Squelchers
Clang Quartet
Sword Heaven
Monopoly Child Star Searchers
DJ Dog Dick
Emeralds
Radio People
Tusco Terror
Jason Zeh
Weyes Blood
Ryan Jewell
Tiger Hatchery
Fragments
Headboggle
Bob Drake
Container
Unicorn Hard-on
Leslie Keffer
Trogpite
MC Narwalz
Lexie Mountain
Jerk
Satanized
Hobbledeions
Thursday Club
Sea Bat
Social Junk
Bee Mask
Telecult Powers
Moth Cock
Wether
Synapses
Angels in America
Twig Harper

Presale tickets – $30
PAYPAL lizabela@sbcglobal.net and your ticket will be mailed to you. remember to add your mailing address.

if you buy your ticket after august 15 thru paypal, it will be held for you at the gate with your name on

Tickets at the Door – $40

bring all your own food
there are a couple restaurants within 5 miles and a dollar store

NO GLASS
email jonopee@yahoo.com to get added for update email