I received a transmission from our man in Grasshopper about some upcoming Hex Breaker Quartet dates, thought I should share:
Dearest friends!
We are instilled with power. A power from deep within the Earth and at the edge of the cosmos.
You are cordially invited to experience this power and take it into your life where you can use it for good or evil.
Power shall be transferred via aural psychic energy displacement and transmogrification in Brooklyn on the following dates: 11/5 and 11/15.
Here are the details:
11/5
OCCUPY 80 VERNON
A free exhibition of music, art and dance from the creators of 30 Rock, So You Think You Can Dance, The Legend of Zelda and The Rocky Point Diner (open 24 hours in scenic Rocky Point, NY)
The Controversy
(Three dudes with circuit-bent chainsaws making ice sculptures out of fire)
La Part Maudite
(An exploration of sound and sight lead by a shaman from the Andes after eating 500 Andes mints)
Kill Me Lover
(Visual artist Saddam Insane’s musical exploration of After Dark’s “Flying Toasters” screensaver)
Hex Breaker Quartet
(Y’all know the deal… Chemical explorations of the known skull lead by heroic trumpets and churning synthesizers)
Dora Bleu
(The only Christian ophicleide noise virtuoso. Winner of Mark Zuckerberg’s prestigious Booky for “Best Facebook Page: Experimental Musician or Viennese School Artist”)
Andrew Hurst
(There’s so much to say about Andrew’s dulcet tones that I won’t even say another thing. He recently announced his intention to drink so much Kool Aid that he pukes on stage. NOT TO BE MISSED!)
And Others
(And Others has never before entered America. This troupe of Slovakian improv artists in world-renowned for their confrontational stage antics, which frequently involve drinking so much Kool Aid that they puke on Andrew Hurst)
DJ TBA
(DJ TBA is best known for his charity work for “Tuberculosis Sucks Ass”. However, he’s a fairly competent Dubstep DJ known for his Korn remixes utilizing Garageband’s “British Amp” plug-in)
80 Vernon Ave Between Marcy and Thompkins
G to Myrtle-Willoughby. 1 block from the train.
8 PM – FREE FREE FREE
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=215011215233998¬if_t=event_invite
11/15
LOTS OF GOOD BANDS AT DEATH BY AUDIO
An inexpensive exhibition of music, art and dance from the creators of XXX starring Vin Diesel, All Magic Tricks Ever and Pulled Pork
Hex Breaker Quartet
(See Above)
Twisty Cat
(Woodwinds from Hell playing music that God takes “baths” too)
Liquid State Bypass
(Chi-town ganstas spitting rhymes about working in fast food establishments)
Paul Giallorenzo/Brian Labycz Duo
(My brain hurts too much to write something insane and much like the other bands I have no idea what this band sounds like)
Death By Audio
49 South 2nd Street between Wythe and Kent
L to Bedford Ave
8 PM – Some amount of money less than $7
Just in case that wasn’t enough news, Hex Breaker Quartet has a new tape out on NNA that’s still available in limited quantities. To get the tape that the New York Times described as “Chemical explorations of the known skull lead by heroic trumpets and churning synthesizers” visit http://www.nnatapes.com/.